Man's Club Prime Directive: The Man's Club is a non-profit manly organization whose divine purpose is the systematic elimination of all that is slackjawed and foolish in our society, to enlighten the populous as to the higher ways of thinking the Man's Club has proved to be true through countless trials and tribulations, and to drink beer and set the beer free...
We, the manly men of the Man's Club, do solemnly swear to uphold the ideals of Man's Club philosophy in fortune and in opposition until our dying days. We promise to seek out the slackjawed and the deceived and to show them the errors of their ways, that they may also know the glory and freedom of being as funkaliscious as we are. And, if our teachings should fail us, we hereby vow to keep purged from our own minds the decadent forces of mediocrity and conformity which constantly threaten our manly sovereignty. And, in taking this oath, we recognize no power higher than our sacred club, and believe it our duty to uphold the integrity and secrecy of our manly organization above all forever and ever. Long live the Man's Club!!!
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