[1/22/08] Thanks Kevin “I sold out the home team” Mchale

As many people know the Timberwolves were involved in a trade that can only be described as “The stupidest thing since getting Herschel Walker”. We traded away are only marquee player for a bunch of nobodies that couldn’t beat the Lynx.

Going forward the inevitable lineup will be:

G – Sebastian (turnover) Telfair
G – Marko (Cement Shoe) Jaric
F – Michael (no coordination) Doliac
F – Mark (cheerleader) Madsen
C – Al (the dream) Jeffersen.

"The losses have piled up. You knew it was going to be an up-and-down year, you knew there was going to be a fluctuation," basketball boss Kevin McHale said. "The problem is, when you hit the bottom of that thing, you lose your competitive spirit. You lose your thinking that you can win. You lose all those things mentally that make you competitive."

No shit.

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[12/30/07] Go quietly into that good night, 2007, you magnificent bastard...

...And the wild eyed histrionics continue, but this year it was a little different. Here comes Nancy Pelosi! Bam!! She lands a hook! Pow! She lands an uppercut! The Dems are off the mat and this is turning into a real bloodbath!!! "Mr. President, we demand justice!!! If you don't pull out those troops now we will pass a non-binding resolution suggesting that measures be taken to ensure that future non-binding resolutions will include language that may imply that a drawdown in troops shall be forthcoming at some point before the end of 2010. Take that!!" And so much for the tidal wave of change.

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[10/25/07] 28 Cases Later...

Breaking News: Extopian Festival marred by outbreak of Flesh Eating Disease

Extopia – Government officials today confirmed that a viral and extremely communicable form of necrotizing fasciitis, more commonly referred to as flesh eating disease, appeared at a recent outdoor game festival. [more info]

[10/8/07] favre

A poem by Luke G.

How do I favre thee?
favre. favre. favre...

favre.

We love you, bert favor.
We love you because our lives are hollow and meaningless and we've attached our egos to you and somehow when you throw a touchdown pass...it makes us feel superior to other people, even though we're big, fat, ugly, toothless hicks...

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[9/19/07] 2007 Whiffle Ball Results

In what can only be described as a major upset, Independent news sources report the winner of the 2007 whiffle ball game as Aboriginal Ex; however the government of Extopia cites the following photograph as evidence of Cobra-Kai's victory... [more info]

[9/10/07] Stu, way to slip one past the goalie!

Welcome: Delia D. Raymond
Born: August 27, 2007 at 11:34 AM
Weighing in at: 5 lbs. 6 oz.

[8/12/07] Let's Take a Break for Updates: "The American Gladiator Experience.”

Its one week to Showtime, and I have a few things I would like to update for everybody.

The updates:

1. We will have an ice cold keg of Coors Light. This will be tapped as soon as Holmes and I make the cabin Friday afternoon (we are shooting for 2pm, if you get there early fix the boat).
   
2. Luke will be bringing the whiffle ball stuff; anyone who has extra balls, bats, bases or Juan Beringer baseball cards are welcome. 3rd base will still be a chair this year.

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Order your custom Special Ex shirts here.

New Interacitve map (best viewed in IE)

[7/24/07] Team Special Ex presents: "The American Gladiator Experience.”

Team Special Export would like to invite you to the third annual Special Export cabin party. This wondrous semi-annual event (depending on our probation officers discretion), will be held from August 17th – August 18th, in the woods of cotton, at the fabled Casa De Walker (Walker cabin). The Whiffle ball rematch will be played this year. [more info]

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[07/23/2007] Wells Fargo, and the battle of my buldge?

For those of you who don’t know, I have very recently moved to Charlotte, North Carolina. In moving for the 3rd time in as many years, I am well acquainted to changing my address and various other moving tasks that need to be done.

I would like to relay a particular conversation with Wells Fargo about changing my address for my retirement account from my previous employer.

This is an actual conversation almost verbatim with the rep... [more info]

[06/15/2007] Too lazy to write. YouTube instead.

Bash Brothers Rule!

Well, it's what now, a week until we commemorate the crucifixion by
drinking obscene amounts of alcohol in the morning hours.

So to one and all you are invited to this debauchery of booze and stupid.

Agenda:
10 am...Omelet and Bloody Mary bar opens. {lobster, goat cheese, spinich}
12 noon...Beer consumption begins.
Sometime later we grill. [more info]

[03/02/2007] Black SAM Moan - Part 1

Beer beer beer, tiddly beer beer beer! It's time for another Subatomic Media Beer Tasting, and we've got friends of the show Mandy and Kyle to help us out. We'll sample beers from all over the US and the world and give out opinions. We'll also discuss all the usual topics: boobs, American Idol alumni, pooping and anything else raunchy or mildly interesting. There's also some music thrown in. Imagine that, pork butt! [more]

[02/26/2007] Hinder - "Lips of an Angel"

I know I'm late with this, but I can't hold back any more. F*cking Hinder F*cking sucks. God, they're almost as bad as Nickelback. No offense to any of you misogynistic, homophobic, tone deaf grunge f*cks out there, but seriously, f*cking "lips of an angel?" [more]

[02/16/2007] It's a Valentines Wish, Joe Kickass

When it comes to the deepest matters of the human heart there is no depth of understanding quite as deep as that of our recurring hero...Joe kickass. [more]

[01/02/2007] GOODBYE 2006...IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME

The year America woke up...sort of

According to the Chinese Zodiac, 2006 was the year of the dog, "a year of reflection and a time to assess one's values." That probably sounds different in Mandarin. In American, it could be loosely translated to mean, "This overwhelming pile of rank sh*t we're drowning in has led me to believe that someone may be sh*tting on us. Perhaps I should reflect on that and, I don't know, maybe assess my values...right after Grey's Anatomy."

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